Embarrassing teenage pictures with actual hair colors where applicable.
The axis in Zoya and Dima's triad. The cute one in the group, and also possibly the smartest one as well. To be fair, this isn't saying much. Sasha loves to tastefully bleach... his... her... fuck it! Lemons, peroxide and henna are Sasha's friends.
A chick who generally doesn't give a fuck, but loves Sasha with all of her heart. She is experimenting with feminism, which annoys her ex, Dima, to no end. Zoya's hair color is plum bordering on peeled beet.
His full name is Lord Igor Dmitri Shapinov 121-666, but is otherwise known as Dima Satan the upir. He is married to Lady Irina Tepes of the House of Dracul and sort of married to Sasha. Zoya's ex-boyfriend, roommate and fuckbuddy. His current hair color is blue-black.
They observe humanity with disgust and horror.