Embarrassing teenage pictures with actual hair colors where applicable.

Sasha

The axis in Zoya and Dima's triad. The cute one in the group, and also possibly the smartest one as well. To be fair, this isn't saying much. Sasha loves to tastefully bleach... his... her... fuck it! Lemons, peroxide and henna are Sasha's friends.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Making May Day More Delicious
First Appearance: Coming This January 1st, 2016 - 3 Dangly Bits

Mistress Zoya

A chick who generally doesn't give a fuck, but loves Sasha with all of her heart. She is experimenting with feminism, which annoys her ex, Dima, to no end. Zoya's hair color is plum bordering on peeled beet.

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Thristy Pudendum And Drunken Phallus
First Appearance: Coming This January 1st, 2016 - 3 Dangly Bits

Master Dima

His full name is Lord Igor Dmitri Shapinov 121-666, but is otherwise known as Dima Satan the upir. He is married to Lady Irina Tepes of the House of Dracul and sort of married to Sasha. Zoya's ex-boyfriend, roommate and fuckbuddy. His current hair color is blue-black.

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Thristy Pudendum And Drunken Phallus
First Appearance: Nothing Like A Clusterfuck With Friends

Cockroaches

They observe humanity with disgust and horror.

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: Cockroach Commentary On Triple Boom
First Appearance: Merry Roachmas and Dangly New Year

Some Random Person

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Defiantly Indecisive

lesbians

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Lesbians Contain No Artificial Ingredients

Katya

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Zoya And Katya Pass A Test Wrongly