comic-2016-02-05-Anything-You-Can-Do.jpgGlad tidings ye filthy lovertine baggage of whoredom,

It is Singles Awareness Day and Valentine’s Day, which means that we are celebrating the festivities with the Valentine’s Day Sex Drive. We are so delighted to have your presence at our disgustingly delightful den of debauchery. We ran out of tea, crudites and biscuits, so will need to settle for testicles, a shaved cookie and three varieties of cocks, both natural and synthetic.  But enough of this chatter! You didn’t come here for talk,  you came here to cum.

If you’re into the polyamorous sleazes doing very naughty things, do check out today’s featured story, “Fuck Like A Feminist” at 1:30am Central Time. We are posting an entire webcomic chapter of 3 Dangly Bits for VDSD, and yes, it is very bit as mirthfully offensive and full of skank as you imagine it to be. Whether you are a sensitive Tumblrina, an uptight fundamentalist lunatic, a manly macho man, or just plain alive, there is something for everyone. Unless you are under 18. If that’s your age, GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU DUMB SHIT, ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ARE WHY WE GET CENSORSHIP!   But we digress.

We hope you have a lovely SAD/VD, and may you soon enjoy a visit from your friendly five-fingered helper soon!

Toodles,
The Pretentious Fucks at 3DB

Valentine’s Day Sex Drive 2016

Vas n’ Ram – 3 Dangly Bits | MonicaNG – MoonSlayer | Nick Greaves – The Great Isle of Prentil | NoiV – The Secrets of the Afterlife | Emy Bitner – Trying Human | Hiro Odan – Bridge University | Jackarais – Bicycle Boy | Krazy Krow – Spinnerette | Nunc Dimittis – Res Nullius | Rd Ashes – Dyerin’s Line | Amy Letts – Epic Fail | Ebenezer Splooge – Portcall Uranus | Ebenezer Splooge – PronQueens | Ebenezer Splooge – Mammazon | Ebenezer Splooge – Hentai Poster Company | Ebenezer Splooge – Magical Virgin Princess Training Academy | Ebenezer Splooge – PronQuest | Andrew Hunter – Delve | F. T. Benjamins – Winners and Losers | Dave Barrack – Grrl Power | Mike Aston and Shaun Nicholls – Lacey Investigations | Captaingerbear – Grant | Niauropsaka – Raspberry Rain | TK Doherty – Nikki Sprite | Lou Graziani – CyBoar | Mark Egan – Bata Neart | Mark Egan – Back Office | Spaces and Tempo – Yestergirls | Jeremy Begin – After the Dream | Heather Meade – dream*scar | R(ed) – Meiosis | argylefox – Indifferently Evil | jeromatic – Jeromatic Tales | jeromatic – Bunny Wiggins | Zach Vanzile – West Tree Academy of Heroes | yellowgerbil – Zoe the Vampire | Asmodeus – Exorcism Academy | John Harrington – The Savage Sword of Sharona | Sean Harrington – Spying With Lana | Peter Anckorn – By The Book | Alli Perry – Out of My Element | Caley Tibbittz Collopy – Eternal Knights | Byron Wilkins – 1977 the Comic | Kami – Get Your Man | The Blood Teller – Alvery Nerveaux’s Secret Case Files | Vas Littlecrow Wojtanowicz – Velvet Rasputin | Bearalzebub – Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub | Stef Marcinkowski – Sarah Zero