Dear Ladies, Gentlemen and Everyone In Between,

The purveyors of fine vintage skankiness here at 3 Dandly Bits would be honored with your presence as we debut a brand new eComic full of upcycled trashiness! From the days before a certain British tabloid decided to curtail our fun at a now-defunct naughty arts collective, come twelve pages of lovertine snootiness that’s too clever to be prawn and graphic, yet is too ridiculous to be looked upon as respectable erotica.  Feast your eyes on our first 3 Dangly Bits collection, Gloriously Upcycled Trashy Moments From The Archives of Slave-Butt For Satan!

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You will see twelve pages of haughty goth elitism at its filthiest, in this delicious morsel of comedic polyamorous erotica. Witness the awkwardness of cumbersome bondage fashion, lesbian banquets where you are not invited, outdoor threesomes, and allegedly classy nude dancing. You will also find helpful cautionary tales about eating and drinking before during intimate liaisons. Indulge in witty glam trashiness at it’s finest plus, three pin-ups of fabulous fancy dress for charming yet indiscriminate sluts who enjoy feigning discernment.

The best bits of pretentiously elegant pansexual sleaze from the archives of Slave-Butt for Satan have been compiled for the first time in eComic format for this deliciously wicked collection and are available for purchase today, before any of this content is featured as a webcomic.

Thank you most graciously for your currency,
The 3 Dangly Bits Management Apparatus