OH DMITRI! Please pound my insides with your magnificent member!
That awkward moment when you realize that you drank WAY too much.
It is Singles Awareness Day and Valentine’s Day, which means that we are celebrating the festivities with the Valentine’s Day Sex Drive. We are so delighted to have your presence at our disgustingly delightful den of debauchery. We ran out of tea, crudites and biscuits, so will need to settle for testicles, a shaved cookie and three varieties of cocks, both natural and synthetic. But enough of this chatter! You didn’t come here for talk, you came here to cum.
If you’re into the polyamorous sleazes doing very naughty things, do check out today’s featured story, “Fuck Like A Feminist” at 1:30am Central Time. We are posting an entire webcomic chapter of 3 Dangly Bits for VDSD, and yes, it is very bit as mirthfully offensive and full of skank as you imagine it to be. Whether you are a sensitive Tumblrina, an uptight fundamentalist lunatic, a manly macho man, or just plain alive, there is something for everyone. Unless you are under 18. If that’s your age, GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU DUMB SHIT, ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ARE WHY WE GET CENSORSHIP! But we digress.
We hope you have a lovely SAD/VD, and may you soon enjoy a visit from your friendly five-fingered helper soon!
The Pretentious Fucks at 3DB
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Do you like smut so mindless and weird, it makes watching broadcast TV look like an intellectual activity by comparison? Slave-Butt For Satan’s Terrible Treasury of Disturbing And Cute Trashiness (3 Dangly Bits Presents Book 2) gives you what you crave. This is a sketchbook collection of ridiculously fun cartoon perverts in silly situations. This delightful collection of crude smut drawings engaged in crude fun will simultaneously delight and confuse the hell out of you. Get your copy today!
Dear Ladies, Gentlemen and Everyone In Between,
The purveyors of fine vintage skankiness here at 3 Dandly Bits would be honored with your presence as we debut a brand new eComic full of upcycled trashiness! From the days before a certain British tabloid decided to curtail our fun at a now-defunct naughty arts collective, come twelve pages of lovertine snootiness that’s too clever to be prawn and graphic, yet is too ridiculous to be looked upon as respectable erotica. Feast your eyes on our first 3 Dangly Bits collection, Gloriously Upcycled Trashy Moments From The Archives of Slave-Butt For Satan!
You will see twelve pages of haughty goth elitism at its filthiest, in this delicious morsel of comedic polyamorous erotica. Witness the awkwardness of cumbersome bondage fashion, lesbian banquets where you are not invited, outdoor threesomes, and allegedly classy nude dancing. You will also find helpful cautionary tales about eating and drinking before during intimate liaisons. Indulge in witty glam trashiness at it’s finest plus, three pin-ups of fabulous fancy dress for charming yet indiscriminate sluts who enjoy feigning discernment.
The best bits of pretentiously elegant pansexual sleaze from the archives of Slave-Butt for Satan have been compiled for the first time in eComic format for this deliciously wicked collection and are available for purchase today, before any of this content is featured as a webcomic.
Thank you most graciously for your currency,
The 3 Dangly Bits Management Apparatus